Hermit crabs are stupid
Bad decision, jackass
Hermit crabs are the most useless pet around. Worse than fish. At least with a fish tank you can have all sorts of cool looking coral, and watch the fish interact with each other.
Ever tried to play a game of fetch with a hermit crab? Maybe get it to chase some string? Nope, it won’t do it. You know what it will do? Crawl back into its fucking shell whenever you get within 30 feet of its tank.
Thinking about getting a new pet? Here’s a hint: GET ANYTHING ELSE.
Hermit crabs are like the transient squatters of the animal kingdom. I am in agreement that they are indeed stupid.