Saying someone “loved to laugh” is stupid
Loved to laugh. Especially at fart jokes.
When you’re giving a eulogy, there are certain statements you can leave out because they are givens. One of these is “he loved to laugh.” Just skip this one from now on, okay? Is there anyone out there who hates to laugh? Has anyone ever said “sometime he enjoyed laughing, but sometimes laughing pissed him off.” No. Everyone enjoys laughing, so shut up. If you want to say it, you might as well say something like:
- He needed food to live
- He enjoyed breathing
- What really made him tick was his heart
- Until last Tuesday, he was much more alive than he is now
- There is nothing he enjoyed more than not being dead
So enough with the cliches already. Put a little thought into it and come up with something sensible to say. I’m looking at you, Brooke Shields.
Can you go to hell for saying Jesus liked fart jokes?
I think as long as you avoid the terms: crucify, vagina, Jew, Muslim, illegal immigrant, nipple, queef, virgin or Holocaust you’re safe and will proceed on your merry way to Heaven.
Clearly Wemmick, you don’t understand that “loving to laugh” is celebrity code for “hopelessly hooked to mood-altering drugs.” Like Judy Garland, for example. She loved to laugh. Then cry. Then laugh some more. Often at the same time.
Gary Busey, now that man loves to laugh and laugh all day, vigorously rubbing his own excrement into his hair while running around on all fours like a dog.
See? It’s all about the laughter. Especially while the anti-depressants slooooowly kick in. And the room grows brighter. And Santa arrives.