I think everything is stupid

Soon to evaporate directly into my face

I just went out to lunch at a Vietnamese restaurant, where I ordered the Beef Noodle Soup (Pho). I put in a ton of Sriracha into my delicious hot soup, and attempted to enjoy. About 20 minutes in, my forehead started to hurt. Every time I’d try to eat more soup, it would sting.

I realized when I got back to my car that now I had a giant burn mark across my forehead. The evaporating soup must have brought the Sriracha directly into my skin. I look like I fell asleep on a fucking stove.

I am stupid.