I think everything is stupid

As North Korea moves closer and closer to an epic fail at launching a nuclear weapon towards Hawaii (as opposed to just an epic fail of launching a toy rocket over Japan), Kim Jong-il is working harder and harder to prove that North Korea is looking forward to getting nuked. Honestly, I think that we should do him the favor of granting his request. I mean, seriously…who can blame him?

After Japan had the bomb dropped on them - not once, but twice - they proceeded towards an immediate turn-around. Without completely obliterating both Nagasaki and Hiroshima, I’m not entirely sure that Japan would have launched to the “Super Power” status it has today, thanks to the immense profits from a proliferation of sexy high-school girls in sailor outfits, tentacle/demon/alien rape, used-panties vending machines and various other gems of technology and innovation.

North Korea is most likely just bitter about their nefarious South Korean neighbors who, unlike their starving neighbors to the North, have the leisure income necessary to live the luxurious life of dying while playing World of Warcraft.

So I put forward the call to all Americans to ask President Obama and Congress to help the poor North Koreans and grant their request for a nuke up the ass and press the reset button on their society, so they too can help flood the World with scantily dressed imaginary teenagers and various other Japanese confections, instead of just worthless threats and insanity.

Yet another wild and outrageous hoax about an abduction.  Yet another incompetent (barely) human being blaming their own incompetence and bullshit on a “black man”.

The story I’m referring to is that of Bonnie Sweeten, “a white mother from suburban Philadelphia [who falsely] said two black men snatched her and her 9-year-old daughter from their SUV and abducted them in the trunk of a black Cadillac.”

You might have been able to get away with that in 1965 in Birmingham, but this is a different era in America especially in the same year Barack Obama was elected President.

If this idiot really wanted to get away without questions, should have done is claimed to be kidnapped by athiest homosexual illegal-immigrants.  She should have said their eyes were covered by giant sombreros lined with pink felt and their hands and legs bound by tequila-scented anal beads shaped like Darwin-fish.

It is definitely stupid to try to play on racism that is 30 years outdated.  You have to update for the times…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31050599/

Maybe if the low five was being offered to you, you’d accept it. But when you’re down 103-87 with almost a minute left and you’re missing free throws, why are you asking your teammates for low fives? Fuck you.

Missed the game? You probably did something more constructive, like basketweaving or mowing your lawn at night. Here’s the play by play.