I think everything is stupid

Every few months, some asshat Linux fanboy tries to convince humanity that Linux is actually a viable alternative to Windows or Mac OS.  It isn’t.  Shut up about it.  Go back to your basement, put on your penguin t-shirt, and play some D&D with your other Linux troll friends, because the rest of us are not converting to your Nike-wearing, punch-drinking religion anytime soon.  Just because your article can get Diggs from a few like-minded douche fanboys doesn’t mean it has any basis in fact.

And ZDNet, if you’re going to try to encourage the “slow” kids by letting them publish this gibberish, do it somewhere where the rest of us don’t have to see it.