I think everything is stupid

As North Korea moves closer and closer to an epic fail at launching a nuclear weapon towards Hawaii (as opposed to just an epic fail of launching a toy rocket over Japan), Kim Jong-il is working harder and harder to prove that North Korea is looking forward to getting nuked. Honestly, I think that we should do him the favor of granting his request. I mean, seriously…who can blame him?

After Japan had the bomb dropped on them – not once, but twice – they proceeded towards an immediate turn-around. Without completely obliterating both Nagasaki and Hiroshima, I’m not entirely sure that Japan would have launched to the “Super Power” status it has today, thanks to the immense profits from a proliferation of sexy high-school girls in sailor outfits, tentacle/demon/alien rape, used-panties vending machines and various other gems of technology and innovation.

North Korea is most likely just bitter about their nefarious South Korean neighbors who, unlike their starving neighbors to the North, have the leisure income necessary to live the luxurious life of dying while playing World of Warcraft.

So I put forward the call to all Americans to ask President Obama and Congress to help the poor North Koreans and grant their request for a nuke up the ass and press the reset button on their society, so they too can help flood the World with scantily dressed imaginary teenagers and various other Japanese confections, instead of just worthless threats and insanity.