I think everything is stupid

I’m with Stupid.

• The gender verification test is an extremely complex procedure
• Hellen Keller: “asfar as I know she looks like an older person on google”
• Stole a painting of the Virgin Mary to finance an abortion for a teen he was accused of raping
• Arrested after leaving two small children in his vehicle while he was in a strip club
• Snailmailr: sometimes you just need to send a letter and it shouldn’t be that hard!
• Our mission is simple.  To certify psychics and insure the customer that they are getting services from authentic, reliable psychics.
• New York Magazine on How to update your Facebook status like a colossal douchebag

I feel stupider just having looked at these.

• “helps you tweet all of that great food you eat”
• “When engorged, this “pseudopenis,” which doubles as the birth canal, becomes so hard it can crush babies to death during exit.”
• “LAZY KID MAKES $100/HR CASH MONEY”
• Hats: you’re doing it wrong, asshole
• I have a Deram
• Alex would be better off simply accepting my teachings without resistance
• Vereen was…ordered to stay away from the Lazy B Stables and declared a sex offender.
• “I don’t use the word journalism.  I don’t use the word media. I don’t use the word news. I don’t think that those words mean anything anymore…”

We here at ITEIS have decided to share some of the stupidest things we see on the ‘net each week, and with the average intelligence of humanity, that’s a huge, steaming pile of stupid for you to consume each time.  We may not post this every single week, but hey, if you check back weekly just to see our stupid links, you’re stupid.

What can you draw in 140 strokes?  Who cares?  Go do something useful.

Because it’s not really a magazine without the page-turning sound

How to make a book completely impossible to read

Way to go, kid: One Starbucks down, just 8 million to go

Taxpayers rejoice! Your dollars are paying for flesh-eating robots

Kindle fail: Big Brother watches you masturbate and steals your books