I think everything is stupid

Sometimes it’s hard to really express how disgusted I am with people. This is not one of those times. CNN is reporting the mother of the Octuplets, Nadya Suleman, has signed a deal for a reality TV show. GREAT! I get to watch 8 fucking children take their first steps, shit their pants, and throw pasta across the room.

Not only is the premise of the idea stupid, but so is anyone who tunes in, captivated by the Octomom.

Why would anyone care about 8 babies? Christ. I’d rather watch Susan Boyle live clinic footage. Hint: it’s taking a nap. Probably snoring.

Suleman has six other children. All 14 were conceived through in-vitro fertilization.

I hate you.

Susan Boyle has gone into a private clinic to treat herself for what’s being termed “exhaustion.” One thing she’s DEFINITELY not tired of is running through my head all day. Because ugly people don’t go there.

You know what, Sooz? If you’re tired, GO TO FUCKING BED. You do not need to go to a clinic. A kennel, maybe. But not a clinic. You don’t need a doctor — you need a nap.